January 2012
stranger: i don't see the appeal of dramione
me: i don't see the appeal of you breathing
Canon: But that never-
Fandom: You shut your filthy lying mouth
December 2011
So as I was watching the hp films with my parents,...
duerrre:
Draco’s upbringing was genocidal in a way, he had selected favoritism toward Purebloods but of course, when you’re young…you don’t know any better especially when the only mental influence you are given is from your parents.
So it is hard for me to blame him since his want to please his parents, specifically his father, isn’t entirely his fault. A child caves to their parents in some...
What happens when the Doctor runs out of...
Audience Member: This question for Mr. Moffat. How are you going to keep doing the regenerations because, the Doctor is only supposed to have 12 and he's used them all up apart from that last one.
Moffat: First of all, he can regenerate 12 times and that would mean there would be 13 Doctors. What we'll do in the event that we reach that point, and we've had 13 Doctors, there's this emergency BBC protocol. We will....make something up.
Watchwiltonsmith:
What Are You Doing New Years Eve? by Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt
I hate this idea that Chuck Norris has super-human powers. He’s an actor, not a god, people. If he really is that special, I dare him to magically appear in my house right now, sneak up behind me, and slam my face into my own keyboarhg760360b 603c 30sb c7dsrj
“It is impossible to live without failing at something. Unless you live so...”
– J.K. Rowling (submitted by lostinthisdisguise)
Watching an HP movie
HP fan: OMG. I LOVE THIS SCE- So it's true then, what they were saying on the train. HARRY POTTA HAS COME TO HOGWARTS.
Draco Malfoy: So it's true then, what they were saying on the train. Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts.
Dad: Shut up. I'm trying to watch.
HP fan: Omg. this. this. this. RED HAIR HAND ME DOWN ROBE, YOU MUST BE A WEAS-
Mom: Honey, please. sit down.
HP fan: Noooo. You messed up my favorite line. Now we have to rewind i- YOU MUST BE A WEASLEY.
Brother: Mom..make her go to the room please. Or at least let's leave her and bring the television in the room.
HP fan: HEEHEE. CUTIE PIES.
Dad: Go to your room. you're ruining the movie.
Hp fan: You’ll soon find out that some wizarding families are much better than others, Potter.
Dad: GO. NOW.
-walks to room and bangs the door-
-opens the room door and shouts-
HP fan: YOU DON'T WANT TO GO MAKING FRIENDS WITH THE WRONG SORT. I CAN HELP YOU THERE!
Family: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
What JKR thought whilst writing Harry Potter
Oh, James and Lily are a flawless couple? Hm...I'll kill them.
Oh, Harry is happy with Sirius as a father figure? Let's kill him.
Oh, Dumbledore has been Harry's mentor since he was 11? Haha, lol, let's kill him.
Oh, Remus is happy for the first time since James and Lily died? Kill him.
Oh, Tonks is happy and has a child at home? Okay, she's DEFINITELY dying.
Oh, Dobby is finally free and happy? He doesn't deserve it. Die, Dobby, die.
Oh, everyone loves Fred? I'll kill him and drink their tears.
Oh, Snape is possibly one of the greatest characters in the book? LOL! DEAD!
me: omg you're so funny.
me: i know right.